A Liz Less Ordinary: November 2009

Having worked at public libraries as a clerk for nearly ten years now, I know something about the way people react when you tell them how much they have to pay for a library card if they live outside our tax district. I've heard people proclaim it a waste, I've literally heard people say "that's ridiculous! why would I pay that for a card at this library, it's not worth that!" right to our faces. And in my opinion, they couldn't sound more ignorant at that point. It's one thing if you just plain can't afford it, but if you just won't pay it because you're cheap, well, you don't need to insult the establishment and the hard working people in it just because you can.

#1: it's not our choice, these rules are set by a domino effect of people and committees and boards and such that then pass the numbers and percentages on to our head librarian who then has to set the price using a formula based on population/taxes/etc. Plus, if you listen to what we're explaining, you'll learn that the people living within our itemized tax district pay AS MUCH or MORE for a library card. It's the people paying for it and not using it that boggle me, but that's a whole other rant.

#2: YES it is worth it. You're wanting to come in here and take out who knows how much of our "merchandise" without laying down a cent? And you want us to trust you to bring it back? Just like that? New best sellers that cost $30+, DVDs that cost $15-$25+, computer software, out of print books, reference material, audiobooks that cost $45+. And we shouldn't charge you yearly dues? If you use the library to it's full potential, you are saving countless dollars. Now, if you want one book and that's it, go to Borders and get it for your damn self. When you have to go buy another book or two in a few months and it costs you thirty more bucks every time, just remember you refused to pay $80 for a library card because it cost too much. Flawed logic.

#3 Do you think these materials just show up out of thin air? We have to buy them. And the people working here, they need to get paid. And the upkeep on those materials that many many careless people ruin on a regular basis and the repair team has to try to salvage? Those supplies (and the initial book covering supplies and protective cases and the labels that make the books easier to find, and the shelves they are on....) cost a pretty penny. This place isn't running on smiles and sunshine, that's for sure.

#4 The library does more for the community than any bookstore ever will. Every time you lay money down for a library card, you are helping fund storytimes, summer reading programs, movie nights, adult enrichment classes, and many more activities. You are helping the entire community, and giving yourself the ability to utilise a wealth of materials and resources.

Now, call me crazy, but what part of all of this is so very not worth it?

When my sweet baby girl Rosie died in July, I decided that I would properly pay tribute to her in several ways. I got a charm with her paw print that I can wear as a necklace, I am putting together a huge photo/scrapbook as I get the chance, and I wanted her permanently with me, walking by my side, so I got my first tattoo in her memory. Here are some pics from the day, taken by Rachel and Lori, who went with me and kept me from crying most of the time (cause they'll tell you it doesn't hurt, but it hurts like a mofo, at least it did for me.)

This officially wins my "funniest position ever laid in for more than half an hour" award. (that's Donna K working on me, by the way, she did an awesome job!) I was on my back with my hips twisted to the side and my right arm trying to hold still and my left arm holding Lori's hoodie sleeve so her hand wouldn't be pulverized by my monster grip.

No, really, it hurt... not that I won't do it again, but it wasn't pleasant....